January 2012
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Anonymous asked: i love how i click on the link 'my face' and 90% of it is everything but your face!
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aastrolatry replied to your post: I’m going to kiss my alcoholic beverage tonight at…
Psht, be lucky. I’m on antibiotics and can’t even drink! How horribly mundane.
wait, what? i’m on antibiotics too. this means i can’t drink? omg.
December 2011
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drink up, baby, look at the stars I’ll kiss...
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I’m sorry I don’t post a lot over holidays. If you haven’t unfollowed me, thanks, really. :) Also, Santa didn’t bring me all that weed that I asked him for so nicely. Guess I’ll have to be a good boy this year. Hope you all had nice Christmas/Hanukkah.
Dear Santa,
Would you mind filling my stocking with some really good weed?
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This is as festive as I’m getting.
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Long car ride ahead with my family. Dear god help me.
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BOTW - vote for me, pwease :3 →
go vote if you haven’t yet, pretty please. :)
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koalakoinkidink replied to your post: Someone tell me what’s going on with my life…
Depersonalization : google it
that’s actually relevant right now seeing how i just woke up. i’m still in that haze, i guess. but even when i’m fully awake i feel that way. it’s weird.
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Someone tell me what’s going on with my life please, because I don’t fucking know anymore. What is today, even? And why am I wearing this shirt with a cat on it? And why is there a clown doll sitting in my room that wasn’t there when I fell asleep? And what’s with all these strange looks my family is giving me? And why, dear God, WHY do I have a boner?
camillavanillaaa asked: hey i voted for you! :) 22! could you do me a big favor and vote for me as well? im in a botw too. i can't put links here, but it is on babyyspice 's tumblr page. would mean so much :) thank you!
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nothing like a little green to get into the spirit of christmas.
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BOTW - vote for me, pwease :3 →
keep voting please :)
Anonymous asked: how old are you
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aastrolatry replied to your post: I want to be a pregnant woman for a day so I can…
Can we just get together and rub each other’s tummies?
yesYESyes. sounds intense~
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I want to be a pregnant woman for a day so I can go to the supermarket and have numerous strangers ask me when I’m expecting. Okay, not really. I actually just want random people to rub my belly.
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BOTW - vote for me, pwease :3 →
never gotten one before. would be neat. :)
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
someone-actually asked: nope, be my baby daddy
Anonymous asked: Not even a topless Tuesday though! Just a normal picture of yourself, just one you have on your computer or something.
Anonymous asked: Pretty please post a picture of yourself?
someone-actually asked: op forgot to tell you that i raped you the other night xo